Question What do I do about this alien UFO that landed in my backyard?
My neighbors dont believe in UFOs so they wont help me move it. The police and military just laugh at me on the phone. I cant mow around the thing. Everytime I time I turn the water hose on it, it starts vibrating like it is mad. It wont let me fix the fence it landed on. It keeps chasing me away with some kind of a heat ray. My dog pissed on one of its landing legs and it turned my dog into some kind of polyester looking meatball. I tried to grill up some hamburgers and some kind of beam came out of of the craft vaporizing my nice stainless grill. Can anyone give me some suggestions because this thing is stealing bricks off my house one every hour.

Best Answer Call the government. They will send GIR in a man suit. He will say "I am government man come from the government. The government has sent me." He will take your flying government pig and fly away squealing with glee. Zim will not be amused.

Question Anybody know where to find alien or UFO aquarium decorations?
I'm setting up a fish tank, and I thought it would be cool to do an X-Files/aliens/UFO theme. Does anybody know where I could find decorations? (I already checked eBay.)

Best Answer Just look for those little PVC figurines. Most little figures made of plastic or PVC are perfectly safe to put in aquariums. As long as it doesn't have any exposed metal bits which may corrode or be toxic to the fish. I know a guy who decorated his whole tank with stuff made out of Lego. It actually looked very cool the way he did it. He glued all the Lego creations to slate so that it would stay down and not float up. The fish don't care if it's a little ceramic figure from the dollar store or a $19.99 'aquarium decoration' from the fish store.

Question Is the government really trying to hide alien, UFO, and extraterrestrial information to the public?
Like with the Roswell incident. and others.. if so what and why are they trying to hide?

Best Answer Lets assume the US government (since that's the one you mean) is hiding something. Fine, that explains the US. But there are other governments on Earth and lots of independant astronomers and scientists - if there were UFOs, don't you think that SOMEONE somewhere would have found or retrieved something physical as proof? Some artifact of SOME kind somewhere?

Question Does anyone know where I can find evidence of aliens, UFO sightings and alien encounter stories?
Just wanted to do some reading up.

Best Answer Im not talking about unidentified objects like kite or etc. Im referring to UFO's from other planets of another galaxy/civilization that are capable of traveling here on earth using technology that is way more advance that we could imagine. The bible didnt mention if there's life out there or none because the Bible is mostly about our relationship with each other and with our faith with God. So there’s a gazillion possibility that theres life out there, hence the planets in the universe are more than the grains of sand here on earth. Actually, I call them IFO's now. [alien space-craft] because they are now identified and some of them had crashed on earth and they had been here around 1940's since they were 1st spotted but government & military cover-up is still present claiming UFOs as to be weather balloons or etc. NOW THATS STUPID. do you think the government can just deny it easily and tell the public that nothing is up there? with millions of people that actually saw it, took pictures and etc?.. WE ARE NOT STUPID. And yea, dont forget Feb 24,1942. Remember the 1942 los-angeles attack?.. military officials fired at UFO's, it was like a bunch of UFOs . The military claimed it to be UFO's at first. then the next day, it was published in the newspaper that it was a weather balloon.???.Over 1400 rounds of shell cant drop that weather balloon. FTW.. get outta here.:) Here's the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Coast_air_raid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmbGMWlL7w Check this guy who is sentenced for 70 years in prison for hacking NASA computer files and top US organizations about UFO's : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_McKinnon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4PkNPCEnJM this one is about Alien Engineering, just follow the vids[1-10] ill just post part1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDsQMZxsNQA And finally, here check the disclosure project. its kinda long but A MUST SEE!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk to support the link : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Disclosure_Project in addition, Australia also have their own UFO related stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Disclosure_Project THE ABSENCE OF EVIDENCE - IS NOT THE EVIDENCE OF ABSENCE....we aren't alone. think outside the box guys.. forget about cover-ups! TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Question Why would an alien UFO have lights, as many are purported to have?
if the UFO was Venus or a man-made object, etc it may have, but surely if they were alien visitors they wouldn't want to draw attention to themselves, and there is no practical reason they would need lights that were visible from outside the craft.

Best Answer And how do we know they can't see in the dark.....like cats,negating the need for said lights

Question Why is there a commonality between occultism and alien/UFO phenomenon?
Aside from the obvious conclusion of course that both are chock full of nuts. I was surprised to learn the two are related. but are the two related? Is the big secret in occult dealings their knowledge of the truth about ET's and the real situation re. such?

Best Answer The occult has become kind of a broad term. It encompasses the belief and study of ghosts and spirits, as well as UFO/Alien beliefs/study, there are connections in cryptozoology with the occult, etc. There are groups out there (For one, those who follow the religion Wicca falsely, considering it Witchcraft or magic) who consider themselves able to 'conjure' spirits, aliens, etc. or that they are themselves one of them. It's a little of the darkside of paranormal study.